Gong Stand Mallet
Gong Stand Mallet
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Got the time mate?
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's with the big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk slurred in response.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He stumbled across the room, picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.
The three stood in silence, looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You A@#$*)% ..it's three-fifteen in the morning!!"
LOL!!! good one. heres a star
